Dear Alaska Railroad,
It was a beautiful day in Curry, as we moseyed off the ski train, taking a leisurely pace. We figured with the low snowpack we’d skip out on the skiing and just enjoy ourselves with a little sledding. It was a relaxed time, as you can see.
But then disaster struck. On our last run of the day, Brian managed to smack his nose against the plastic edge of the sled. Blood gushed. Railroad employees swooped in. First we were found by Conductor George and his stalwart co-Conductor (whose name we sadly never learned). Then EMT Nick P. arrived and worked to staunch the blood. At -6 degrees the components separated and coagulated at very different rates. It looked like a blood slushee. Ew.
A decision was made to run us to Talkeetna in the hi-rail. Paul valiantly drove us the 40 miles there, but to no avail. They had a “real” emergency at the medical clinic and the staff couldn’t help us. So he kindly drove us back to the depot in Talkeetna and talked the train into stopping for us so we could make it back to Anchorage.
Since I wasn’t the one with the broken nose, and I had always wanted to ride in a hi rail, this was quite the adventure for me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-rail Brain claims he wasn’t in pain, and now has a guaranteed memorable costume for next year’s ski train: Broken Nose Guy.
All told it was a fun and fascinating trip. Many, many thanks to all of the railroad employees who helped us out, bagged the bloody sled, and got us home again.
Brian’s “Blue Steel”
pose at the surgical center after his reduction.
Yes, he was still
stoned out from anesthesia at this point.
PS. Even though I am
adamantly opposed to so-called “Reality Television” (and if you want to know
why, that’s another blog post), we did sign the waivers for the crew of
Railroad Alaska. My understanding is
that it mainly shows in Europe, so friends there should keep a lookout for us
in the next season. I think, despite the
breathless “we’re all in danger” storytelling they do, Brian may have been
their first actual bleeding person.
The Mosquitos interviewing our driver Paul












